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Why Am I proud to be Greek.
  • Because we are European Champions in Soccer
  • Because we are European Champions in Basketball
  • Because Paparizou (singer) made us Eurovision
    Champions
  • Because we buy whole watermelons and not in slices
  • Because we buy whole lambs and not in pieces
  • Because when we buy feta we buy at least a kilo and
    not 150gr.
  • Because nights in Greece finish in the morning
  • Because we take our coffee slowly and not in `shots"
  • Because flirting is our national hobby
  • Because we are world champions in sex
  • Because we always moan about the public sector and
    everyone seeks to get a job in it
  • Because we go out almost every night even if we are
    penniless
  • Beacuse we respect our Grandmothers more than our
    wives
  • Because we know how to spend better than we know how
    to save
  • Because although we look like we are of Middle
    Eastern Descent we are not
  • Because we never visit others empty-handed
  • Because there is no way to explain to foreigners
    what "kapsoura" is... (burning desire for someone)
  • Because we do not share the cost of petrol with
    those we take in our cars
  • Because we always make it, albeit in the last moment
  • Because for the sake of a woman we would wage war
    for 10 years (Trojan war)
  • Because we are everywhere around the planet
  • Because we love and hate with passion
  • Because the word "filotimo" (a synonym of honor,
    helping someone because it is the right thing to do)
    doesn`t exist in any other language
  • Because whenever foreigners cannot find a word, they
    bloody steal one of ours
  • Because we spend our bad and low times with our
    friends and family, not with therapists and
    counsellors
  • Because Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle were Hellenic
    and we still quote from them
  • Because we invented theatre
  • Because we gave birth to Democracy
  • Because we discovered logic
  • Because we jumpstarted science
  • Because we are proud of our culture, not of our wars
  • Because Jesus Christ`s best friends where Greek`s
  • Because when others were discovering meat, we already
    had cholesterol
  • Because when we were building the Parthenon, the
    others were still sleeping under trees
  • Because when others created wars, we created Games
    to stop wars
  • Because we have a distinction between Eros (falling
    in love) & Agapi (innocent love), while we feel both
    passionately
  • Because it took me 10 minutes to explain to
    foreigners what "Ethos" means
  • Because we don`t use ketchup or mayonnaise with
    our food - it tastes damn good anyway!
  • Because we tossed our ancient alphabet to the Romans
    and our medieval alphabet to the Slavs
  • Because we get angry quickly but forget all about it
    even quicker
  • Because we are not ashamed to cry
  • Because we dance when we are sad and party when we
    are happy
  • Because we work to live and we do not live to work
  • Because 97% of the stars` names are Hellenic
  • Because we always talk about getting in a diet after
    we had our meal
  • Because a woman with a big arse is just as sexy as
    the woman with the small one
  • Because although we know danger well, we dare
  • Because when you shout "brother" in the streets,
    everyone turns around
  • Because "Greeks do not fight like heroes, heroes fight
    like Greeks" (Winston Churchill, 1941)
  • Because we speak loudly and laugh even louder!!!
    WHAT MORE IS THERE TO SAY........GAMOTO!!!
* Because we are world champions in sex

...for doing it often, not for doing it well!


* Beacuse we respect our Grandmothers more than our
wives

..thats the problem!


* Because we know how to spend better than we know how
to save

..our garbage!


* Because we do not share the cost of petrol with
those we take in our cars

..thats why we dont save money!


* Because we are everywhere around the planet

..and 35 % in Athens!


* Because we gave birth to Democracy

..and let her go away


* Because we have a distinction between Eros (falling
in love) & Agapi (innocent love), while we feel both
passionately

....at least for 10 minutes...


* Because it took me 10 minutes to explain to
foreigners what "Ethos" means

...you've better should have sex!


* Because we don`t use ketchup or mayonnaise with
our food - it tastes damn good anyway!

..with tsatsiki!


* Because we are not ashamed to cry

..alone in the bathroom!

Big Grin
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